Keepin’ On

I keep on Keeping on But I always end up Where I began So what good does it do me To stick to a plan That never helps me escape The things I’m hating on Go ahead Lecture me on practical Lecture me on realistic Tell me more bout aiming low as a sensible solution […]

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Why is Your Dick Out

why is your dick out why is your hand on her why is your tongue there why would you say that why is your dick out why I do not understand I am not surprised that this exists but I am surprised by the prevalence and technique or lack thereof who asks their employees for […]

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I’m Just Sayin’

Let the revolution begin The stupid people Have elected their stupid hero To do all the stupid things That will satisfy their stupid egos Last two times the idiots rose up They burned the libraries Of Alexandretta and Europe Just to prove that stupid was victorious Now the information age is gonna crash Due to […]

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Deplorable State

I am a straight white man in ‘Murica oppressed and disenfranchised robbed of my birthright my manifest destiny has been stolen by lesbians and Mexicans and academics with their scams ’bout the environment My people used to rule not like “metallica rules dude” we actually ruled voting rights property rights the best jobs all ours […]

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The Libertarian Confederation of America, Chp. 1

Prologue: A House Divided Render unto Ceaser that which is Ceaser’s, and unto God that which is God’s. – Matthew 22:21 In the year 2024, upon the election of California Senator Juanita Rosario of the Green Party to the office of President of the United States, old political divides came to a head. The largely […]

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