I promise if elected
I will not do
The things I told you
I would do
The one thing you can rely upon
I will not keep my word
But my lies
are so much sweeter
than the other guy’s
Whose every word is
a scurrilous lie
which is the worst kind
My lies
are White Lies
on the side of the divine
hollow of conviction
a pretty facade
like all my kind
A den of thieves
has more honor
than the halls of government
But don’t hate the player,
Hate the sucker who keeps voting for them.